November is "National Novel Writing Month!" NaNoWriMo!

That means December is "National Shitty Novel Rejection Month." NaShiNoReMo!


"NaShiNoReMo!"

Writing a bad novel in thirty days is good practice, though. Everybody in the world should participate in NaNoWriMo at least once, like climbing a mountain, eating a kangaroo, or getting herpes.

Hey, jackass! Write a novel!



Hey, jerkoff! Write a novel!



Hey, asshole! Write a novel!



Hey, Mr. President! Write a novel!



Hey, Fred Savage! Write a novel!



Hey, Prince Valiant! Write a novel!



Hey, Greyhound bus murderer! Write a novel!



Hey, Carmen Sandiego! Write a novel!



Hey, paranoid Austin guy! Write a novel!



Hey, dead-eyed hand model! Write a novel!



Hey, problem child! Write a novel!



Hey, disenfranchised immigrant family! Write a novel!



Hey, handsome wrestler! Write a novel!



Hey, Frenchie! Write a novel!



Write a novel, America! You have thirty days! Go!

Posted by miracle on Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:12:17 -0500 -- permanent link