That means December is "National Shitty Novel Rejection Month." NaShiNoReMo!
"NaShiNoReMo!"
Writing a bad novel in thirty days is good practice, though. Everybody in the world should participate in NaNoWriMo at least once, like climbing a mountain, eating a kangaroo, or getting herpes.
Hey, jackass! Write a novel!
Hey, jerkoff! Write a novel!
Hey, asshole! Write a novel!
Hey, Mr. President! Write a novel!
Hey, Fred Savage! Write a novel!
Hey, Prince Valiant! Write a novel!
Hey, Greyhound bus murderer! Write a novel!
Hey, Carmen Sandiego! Write a novel!
Hey, paranoid Austin guy! Write a novel!
Hey, dead-eyed hand model! Write a novel!
Hey, problem child! Write a novel!
Hey, disenfranchised immigrant family! Write a novel!
Hey, handsome wrestler! Write a novel!
Hey, Frenchie! Write a novel!
Write a novel, America! You have thirty days! Go!
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